Blowjobs, Beer & No Bullsh*t: A Raw Afternoon at King Kong BJ Bar Pattaya

👄 King Kong BJ Bar – Soi 6 Pattaya

If you’re into the BJ bars on Soi 6, King Kong is one of those spots that still knows exactly what it is — dirty, efficient, and proudly stuck in 2008.

I hit King Kong BJ Bar one sweaty Tuesday afternoon after getting turned away from a fully booked room at another bar down the soi (yeah, mid-week and still packed — wild). King Kong is about halfway down Soi 6 if you’re walking from Second Road — not far from the pink neon madness of the more aggressive joints, but it has this worn-out, no-BS vibe I kinda respect.

The bar itself is dark and narrow, like most Soi 6 setups, but not pitch black. No gimmicks. No disco lights. Just a cold beer in my hand for 55 baht (thank you, happy hour) and a lineup of 5 or 6 girls doing that classic lean-over-the-bar “come inside honey” pose.

I went with the one in a leopard-print dress — looked about 30, with sharp eyes and a smile that told me she’s seen it all. Her name was Oil, which felt appropriate given how slippery the next 20 minutes were.

She grabbed my hand before I finished the beer and said, “Room ready, baby.” I wasn’t even sure I had agreed, but I followed her up the stairs. The room was basic — fan only, dim yellow light, mirror behind the bed (mandatory Soi 6 décor), and a tray with tissues, lube, and a condom already unwrapped like it was an hors d’oeuvre.

Service? Straight to the point. She pulled me onto the bed, dropped my shorts, and went full King Kong mode. No condom for the BJ, which is Soi 6 standard unless you ask otherwise. Deep, wet, and with eye contact that could’ve melted metal. It was one of those “you feel slightly ashamed, but only afterward” experiences.

We didn’t chat much, which honestly made it hotter. The whole thing took maybe 15–20 minutes start to finish, and I stumbled downstairs feeling like I needed both a nap and a confession.

🍻 Final Thoughts

King Kong isn’t fancy. It’s not trying to be Sensations or anything high energy. But that’s what I like — gritty efficiency with a smile and no hard sell. The girls don’t hassle, the prices are fair, and the action is as advertised.

I’d go back — especially if the louder spots are getting too chaotic. Just don’t expect air-con or a romantic connection. This is Soi 6 stripped down to its raw, unapologetic core.