Just wrapped a week in Patong, scouting Bangla Road and the side sois for decent blowjobs. Phuket isn't like Pattaya with dedicated BJ bars on every corner—most action hides in erotic massage shops or gogo extras around Bangla. Pure BJ bars are rare; one upstairs above Pink Paradise supposedly still runs discreet deepthroat sessions, but I couldn't confirm it open lately.
Real hidden gems:
Soi Sea Dragon (off Bangla mid street): Suzy Wong's and Devil's Playground gogos—dancers whisper "special" for quick blow jobs in back booths or short time rooms. Deep throat pros if you pick right, cim/cof common for extra tip. 1500-2000 baht total.
Soi Freedom (parallel to Bangla): Smaller lounges tucked away, less touristy. Girls pull you in for oil massage that turns into sloppy blowjobs fast. Enthusiastic cof finishes, quieter than main road chaos.
Rat-U-Thit Road (behind Bangla): Cluster of massage parlors—ask for "special" and get full deepthroat blow job add on for 1000-1500 baht after basic rub. Hotter lineups than Bangla freelancers, no bar fine hassle.
Bangla itself: Freelancers swarm late, many down for hotel deep throat or quick cim in alleys. Beach Road edge better for variety post 2am. Prices up a bit in 2025 high season. Anyone hit recent hidden spots or epic deepthroat stories from Patong?
Soi Sea Dragon's Suzy Wong's delivered last month—dancer took me back for intense deepthroat, cof no problem. 1800 baht. Bangla main road too noisy for proper head.
Rat-U-Thit massages are the move. One shop near Paradise Complex—girl switched to no hands blowjob halfway, swallowed cim clean. 1200 baht total. Better than overpriced Bangla gogos.
Devil's Playground on Sea Dragon underrated. Scored sloppy deep throat with cof in booth—risky but hot. Freelancers on Bangla hit or miss lately, too many teases.
Soi Freedom gem—small bar pulled me in, upstairs room for full deepthroat blow job. Girl owned it, cim finish. Quieter vibe than Bangla madness, worth the short walk.
Stick to Rat-U-Thit for reliable blowjobs. Recent one went all in on deep throat, noisy cof. Bangla hidden upstairs spots closed or changed—massages safer bet now.
