I went to Poseidon last month and the lineup was insane—over 50 girls behind the glass. Picked a model girl for 6,500 baht and it was worth every satang. The bath part is what blew me away, full soap slide and then straight to boom boom. Expensive compared to a normal massage, but as a once-in-a-lifetime treat, unbeatable.

Emmanuelle is my go-to, not as over-the-top as Poseidon but still classy. Prices are a bit lower too, around 3,500–4,000 baht for a mid-tier girl. Service is solid and less of a ‘tourist trap’ feeling. I always take visitors there because it’s easier to navigate than some of the giant bathhouses.

Tried Hi-Class on Ratchada and honestly it was great value. Paid 2,800 baht, girl was cute, not model quality but fun and very sweet. She didn’t rush me at all. The whole soap-and-slide part is just something you don’t find anywhere else. It’s more intimate than bar girls, in my opinion.

Colonze 2 had more of a local vibe—less English spoken, but the prices and service were great. The girl I chose even gave a proper nuru-style slide, not just the standard soap wash. Felt like I got more than I paid for, and it wasn’t as intimidating as Poseidon.

I think soapy massages are overlooked by a lot of tourists who just stick to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy. For me, they’re more relaxing and memorable. Yeah, it costs more, but the experience is unique to Thailand. If you’re visiting Bangkok and don’t try a soapy, you’re missing a huge part of the nightlife culture.