Tough call, but I gotta hand it to Pattaya — it’s pure chaos in the best possible way. You walk down Soi Buakhao or Soi Honey and you’ve got girls grabbing your hand before you’ve even looked up. Prices are better, extras are more common, and the lineup is endless.

Bangkok’s got classier joints, sure. Places like Cherry 2 or Eden Club are legendary in their own way. But it feels more clinical — more “appointment with extras” than spontaneous fun.

Pattaya feels like a buffet. Bangkok feels like a curated tasting menu.

Guess it depends on your appetite. 😏

Bangkok wins hands down if you want elegance, variety, and the “supermodel” lineup experience. Places like Poseidon, Utopia, and Nataree are clean, spacious, and professional. But Pattaya has more charm if you're into spontaneity. You can literally walk down Soi Honey and find five girls smiling at you, all offering different extras. Bangkok is for planners, Pattaya is for wanderers.

Pattaya might not have the glitz of Bangkok, but the service feels more genuine. I’ve had more GFE-style sessions in Pattaya where the girl actually seemed to enjoy herself. The prices are lower, and it’s easier to find 1,000 baht options that include a happy ending — something that’s becoming rare in Bangkok. That said, Bangkok's luxury options can't be beat if you're willing to spend.

I thought I was immune until I met this girl on Soi 6 who didn’t even ask for a tip. We’d go for coffee, talk for hours, and she genuinely seemed interested in my life. But of course, over time, the financial requests started rolling in: new phone, visa paperwork, money for her “sick mom.” Looking back, I don’t think she was trying to scam me—just survive. But it made me realize how easy it is to fall for a fantasy when you’re lonely and vulnerable.

Pattaya wins if you’re after raw volume and wild extras — especially in the sois off Buakhao and Naklua. But Bangkok offers cleaner, more luxurious setups with girls who know how to tease. Pattaya is fast and dirty. Bangkok is slow and seductive. Depends what kind of mood you’re in.

Bangkok has flashier venues and more variety—from Nuru joints in Sukhumvit to erotic oil massage parlors in Thonglor. But for raw, no-frills action, Pattaya wins. It’s cheaper, dirtier, and girls are often more aggressive.

I vote Pattaya. The massage girls on Soi Honey or LK Metro offer wild extras without much negotiation. Bangkok girls are gorgeous, but they often treat you like a client. Pattaya girls treat you like a horny boyfriend.