In Bangkok, head to Ratchadapisek Road — especially the stretch between Huai Khwang and Sutthisan. That’s the goldmine of high-end erotic massage parlors like Poseidon, Utopia, and Bonanza. The venues are clean, the girls are trained, and the variety is insane. You can browse a lineup behind tinted glass, choose by looks or specialty, and get a private room with a jacuzzi. The girls are skilled in teasing, dirty talk, and tantric touches. It’s where businessmen and serious hobbyists go when they want more than just a rub and tug.

For erotic massages in Pattaya, Soi Buakhao and Soi Honey are unbeatable. These areas are packed with mid-range massage shops that look average from the outside but offer some wild extras behind closed doors. My go-to is a place called Smile Massage on Soi Buakhao — cute girls, clean rooms, and services that escalate naturally if you vibe with the masseuse. If you're new, just walk the street and let your instincts guide you. The best spots aren't always the flashiest — look for happy girls with no pressure.

For Bangkok, it’s hard to beat Ratchada and Sukhumvit Soi 24–39. Ratchada has those huge flashy massage palaces like Poseidon, but Sukhumvit has the more discreet, higher-end joints with prettier girls and better service. If you're after something upscale and relaxing with extras, go Sukhumvit. If you want a wild menu and don’t mind the showroom vibe, Ratchada is your playground.

In Pattaya, the crown goes to Second Road and the area around Soi Buakhao. Lots of oil massage spots with happy endings, and plenty of freelancers doubling as masseuses. For full-service soapy style, Soi Honey is still buzzing. You’ll find everything from 800 baht quickies to long sessions with the most affectionate girls around. Just walk, look, and trust your instinct.