Had a session in Bangkok, near Ratchada, that I still think about. Walked in expecting the usual erotic bodyrub with oil and a happy ending finish. What I got was something else.

She started with the usual soapy slide, tits gliding across my back, then flipped me over and went straight to deepthroat — no condom, no warning. Sloppy, noisy blowjob with soap still on her hands. Then she straddled me, grabbed the showerhead, and used the water pressure to play with herself while giving me eye contact.

Before I finished, she looked up and said, “You want CIM?” I nodded — she didn’t stop once. Swallowed everything, smiled, and kissed my chest.

Not every soapy girl puts in that kind of effort, but when they do... you remember it forever. Still haven’t had one that dirty in Pattaya or Phuket — Bangkok wins this round.

Phuket, 2023 — small soapy near Patong Beach. Looked low-key from the outside, but inside? Total freak show.

Girl was mid-20s, super playful. Started with a standard body-to-body slide, but things escalated fast. She got on all fours, licked my nipples, then started rimming me while jerking me off with her soapy tits. I didn’t even ask — she just said, “You like dirty?” and went for it.

Then came the blowjob — deepthroat, lots of gagging, spit everywhere. She paused once to say, “Finish in mouth, OK?” and went straight back down. Full CIM, swallowed it all, then licked her lips like it was dessert.

Most intense soapy I’ve ever had. And I’ve done Huai Khwang, Pattaya, Soi Honey... but this one in Phuket still owns the crown.

One girl in Bangkok slid her whole body over me—standard soapy stuff—then flipped me over, whispered “you want extra dirty?” and started licking places I didn’t even know were part of the menu. No hands, no rush, just full-body madness. I left that spa wondering if I’d just experienced sex or sorcery.

Ratchada, Bangkok. She climbed on top during the body slide, whispered “you want special?”—then slid down and started rimming me out of nowhere. Full tongue, no hesitation. Followed that with a sloppy BBBJ, deep throat, and CIM. I didn’t even ask—she just did it. Cleaned me up after like it was nothing. Still not sure if I should be ashamed or impressed. Maybe both.

Man, Thailand’s soapy massage scene can get filthy in the best way. I once had a girl in Bangkok start with the usual body-to-body slide, but then she pulled me into this insane move where she wrapped herself around me like an octopus, both of us covered in foam, and… let’s just say the “slippery” factor went way beyond anything I’d imagined. She even used her whole body to soap me head to toe, then flipped it so I was “massaging” her. By the time we got to the bed, I had no idea if I was getting a massage or starring in my own private X-rated spa commercial.

The dirtiest thing? Thailand soapy massage in Pattaya — girl had me lying on the air mattress, covered me in hot foam, then used her chest, thighs, and even her feet in ways I didn’t think were legal. At one point she slid under me and soaped me from below while laughing like it was all a game. By the end, I didn’t know if I’d had a massage or survived an Olympic event.