Thailand is famous for gogo bars, massage parlors, short-time rooms on Soi 6, and of course the endless number of Thai escorts you can book in Bangkok, Pattaya, or Phuket. For first-timers, it feels like the easiest thing in the world: pick a girl, pay, have sex. But just like with bar girls or ladyboys, there are traps. The reality is, many guys make rookie mistakes with a Thai escort that turn what should be a fun night into a nightmare.

After years of hearing stories and making my own mistakes, here are the top 5 mistakes guys make with escorts in Thailand:

1. Not agreeing on price and services upfront
Whether it’s a Bangkok escort from Sukhumvit, a Pattaya escort you booked online, or a freelancer from Phuket, always discuss the price, time (short-time vs long-time), and extras like oral sex, CIM, or anal before money changes hands. No talk = surprise charges.

2. Falling for fake photos
Escort websites are full of airbrushed or totally fake photos. Many guys expect the model from the ad and get a completely different girl. If you’re booking a Thai escort online, ask for a real-time selfie before you commit.

3. Not bringing protection
Some escorts assume you’ll pay extra for condoms or even try to push bareback. Always bring your own. Sex in Thailand is fun — blowjobs, deepthroat, cowgirl, doggy — but don’t risk your health.

4. Mixing alcohol + bad judgment
A drunk night on Walking Street or Bangla Road can lead to bad decisions. You might agree to pay way too much, skip the safe-sex talk, or let an escort leave early without finishing the deal.

5. Catching feelings
Plenty of guys fall for a Bangkok escort who gives them the “girlfriend experience” or a Pattaya escort who spends the whole weekend with them. Next thing you know, you’re paying her rent, sending her money, and discovering she’s seeing other customers anyway.

👉 This thread is for sharing your own mistakes with escorts in Thailand. Did you overpay? Did the blowjob get rushed? Did a Phuket escort promise you long-time and disappear after one round? Post your stories here — so the next guy doesn’t repeat them.