A two-week Thailand trip can range wildly depending on your tastes. Budget backpackers can pull it off for under $1,000 USD, staying in hostels, eating street food, and skipping the nightlife. But if you’re here for the adult fun — GoGo bars, massages, escorts — expect to spend at least $2,000–$3,000 USD for a proper ride. Flights from North America or Europe range from $700–$1,200 depending on season. Hotels? $40/night gets you something clean and girl-friendly in Pattaya. Bar fines, drinks, tips, and “services” add up fast. Plan realistically — or risk going broke mid-trip.

I just did a 14-day Pattaya–Bangkok-Phuket combo, and it ran me just under $2,500 USD — including flights. Mid-range hotels, daily massages, and 1–2 girl sessions per day (mix of freelancers and bar girls). I didn’t go crazy with luxury, but I never felt restricted. If you plan right, Thailand is still one of the best value destinations on the planet — especially for adult fun. Budget $150–$200/day if you want comfort, constant action, and zero stress. Add another $500 if you like champagne rooms and model escorts.