If we’re talking pure looks, Sapphire Club in Pattaya is untouchable right now. Their lineup is young, fit, and heavily filtered — these girls look like they came off Instagram. The bar has high standards, and you can tell the girls are carefully selected. In Bangkok, I’d still say Baccara holds the crown for hottest girls, especially if you’re into the soft, doll-faced, Thai-Japanese aesthetic. But for raw sex appeal and skin-to-skin bar dances? Sapphire wins every time. The hottest gogo girls in Thailand tend to migrate there for a reason.

Lately, Palace A Gogo in Pattaya has stepped up its game. I walked in last week and thought I’d entered a beauty pageant. Tall, slim girls with tight outfits and actual energy on stage. They weren’t just standing around — they were performing. In Bangkok, the heat has shifted slightly to Crazy House near Nana Plaza — it’s wild, edgy, and full of girls who aren’t shy about pushing boundaries. If you’re a looks-first kind of guy, these two spots are your jackpot.

In my experience, Nana Plaza’s Billboard and Spanky’s are currently where the hottest girls are working. Billboard’s jacuzzi stage draws confident dancers with sharp moves and polished looks. Spanky’s, meanwhile, brings that playful, cheeky energy—it’s full of girls who flirt like they're on a mission to steal your heart.

Bangkok’s scene changes fast, but right now those two bars offer the best combo of beauty, vibe, and interaction. Keep an eye on the girls who move naturally—if someone’s making eye contact and laughing at your jokes, that’s a better sign than a gaudy outfit.

Right now it really depends on the city. In Bangkok, Nana Plaza is still the top of the pile if you want sheer eye candy. Billboard and Butterflies are packed with stunners, and even Rainbow is making a comeback with fresh dancers. Over in Soi Cowboy, Crazy House always has a solid lineup—more raw and naughty than polished, but definitely hot.

Pattaya is a whole different beast. Walking Street is stacked with gogo bars, but Windmill and Pin-Up are where I’ve seen some of the absolute hottest girls lately. On Soi LK Metro, Champagne and Sugar Sugar are drawing a lot of attention, with younger girls and a friendlier vibe. The competition is fierce in Pattaya, so the talent rotates fast, but right now those bars are buzzing.

Phuket doesn’t get as much credit, but Bangla Road still has its gems. Suzy Wong’s is consistently full of beautiful dancers, and Devil’s Playground has been pulling in fresh girls too. If you’re down south, you’ll definitely find quality—just fewer venues compared to Bangkok and Pattaya.

Bottom line: if you’re chasing the hottest girls, Bangkok is polished, Pattaya is wild, and Phuket is underrated. But it changes fast, so the “hottest bar” today might be a different one next month.

Anyone else got recent favorites? Which bars made you stop in your tracks this week?