Bangkok: go to Bangkok Hospital — it’s fast, discreet, and the staff are professional. You can request full STD panels. You’ll pay tourist prices, but it’s worth it. I got results in 24 hours. In Pattaya, try Pattaya International Hospital — similar setup, but cheaper.

I use MedConsult Clinic in Bangkok. You can book online, they speak English, and they don’t judge you. They even have optional HIV rapid tests. I go every few months just for peace of mind. Clean dick, clean conscience.

In Bangkok, I use Silom Community Clinic — discreet and fast. In Pattaya, Bangkok Hospital does full panels and English-friendly service. Costs a bit more, but peace of mind is worth every baht. Just go early to avoid the wait.

In Bangkok, check out Bumrungrad Hospital—they’re fast, discreet, and speak English. In Pattaya, Pattaya International Hospital on Soi Buakhao has walk-in testing. You’ll get results same or next day.

For no-judgment, I go to Silom Community Clinic in Bangkok. Cheap, fast, and friendly. They’ve seen it all and won’t bat an eye. Testing is part of the game if you’re serious about health.

Chlamydia and gonorrhea are everywhere — especially among freelancers who don’t use protection consistently. HIV is less common than you might fear, but it’s still present, especially with higher-risk workers or IV drug users. Hepatitis B is also something to watch for — get vaccinated before your trip if you haven’t already. Don’t trust appearances. The prettiest girl in the club could still carry something. Protection isn’t optional in Thailand — it’s essential. Better to spend 50 baht on a condom than 5,000 on antibiotics.

If you had any unprotected sex — oral or vaginal — the answer is 100% yes, get tested. Even if you used protection, it’s smart to get tested for peace of mind. STDs like chlamydia or gonorrhea can show up even when condoms are used, especially if oral was involved. Make it part of your post-trip routine: souvenir? ✅ Sunburn? ✅ STD test? ✅. Your future self (and future partners) will thank you. Clinics in North America and Europe offer full panels, or you can get tested right before leaving Thailand — it’s cheap, fast, and easy.

In Bangkok, go straight to Bangkok Hospital or Bumrungrad International — both are foreigner-friendly, fast, and discreet. You can walk in, get a full panel test, and have results in a day or two. For cheaper options, check out Thai Red Cross Anonymous Clinic near Silom — no ID required, no judgment, just fast testing and accurate results. You’ll pay around 800–1,500 baht for basic STD testing. They also offer HIV rapid tests and counseling. It’s a no-brainer if you’re active in the Thailand sex scene.

If you’re in Pattaya, head to Pattaya Memorial Hospital or Pattaya International Hospital. Both cater to expats and offer reliable STD testing with English-speaking staff. The process is simple: walk in, ask for a "sexual health panel," and you’ll be done in under an hour. For a more anonymous experience, some private clinics along Soi Buakhao also offer confidential testing. Just check reviews first. Don’t wait until you feel symptoms — get tested early and regularly if you’re playing in Thailand’s wild playground.

For Bangkok, MedEx Neo Clinic on Sukhumvit 13 is lightning fast—same-day PCR results, super discreet, and they even offer hotel visits if you’re too hungover to move. In Pattaya, your best bet is Pulse Clinic, especially the South Pattaya branch—they’re fast, professional, and used to walk-ins. You can get tested, grab a coffee next door, and get your results before lunch. Been there, done that, highly recommend not waiting until it’s too late.