Escort reviews can be useful… but they can also be complete garbage.
A lot of “reviews” online are:
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written by the escort herself
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written by an agency
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written by competitors
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copy pasted nonsense
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or pure fantasy from guys who never met anyone
So let’s build a real cheat sheet for spotting fake escort reviews before you waste money.
This applies to escorts, female escorts, companions, call girls, courtesans, and both independent escorts and escort agencies.
10 review lines that should make you suspicious
1) “She looks exactly like her pics.”
(Overused and often dishonest.)
2) “Best experience of my life.”
(No details, just hype.)
3) “Highly recommended, will repeat.”
(Generic filler.)
4) “Service was 10/10.”
(What does that even mean?)
5) “Worth every penny.”
(Still no real info.)
6) “Very professional and discreet.”
(Can be true, but often used to sound legit.)
7) “Everything was included.”
(Red flag wording.)
8) “She is a goddess / angel / perfect.”
(Reads like marketing.)
9) “Don’t miss her, book now.”
(That’s an ad.)
10) “Great communication, easy booking.”
(Again, could be true, but usually too polished.)
What a real escort review should include
Without doxxing or getting graphic, a legit review usually mentions:
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incall or outcall
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the vibe (cold, friendly, rushed, relaxed)
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whether time was respected
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whether the rate matched what was agreed
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any surprises (good or bad)
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whether you’d actually repeat
Your turn
Post one line you’ve seen in escort reviews that instantly made you think:
“Yeah… this is fake.”
Or post one line that made you trust the review more.
No names, no links, no ads. Just patterns.
The biggest giveaway for fake escort reviews is the tone. When it reads like a brochure, it’s usually not real. The line that always makes me laugh is: “Don’t miss her, book now.” That’s not a review, that’s an ad. I see that a lot with escort agency listings where the “review” sounds like it was written by the same person who wrote the profile.
If a review doesn’t mention incall vs outcall, I don’t take it seriously. Real guys always remember the basics because that’s where things go wrong or go right. Same with time. If someone says “best ever” but can’t even say if it was a quick meet or a full hour, it’s probably fantasy. This applies whether it’s a call girl, companion, or an independent escort.
“She looks exactly like her pics” is the classic fake line, agreed. The reviews I trust are the ones that admit something small and normal, like “she looked a bit different but still attractive” or “the vibe was more chill than flirty.” Real escort reviews have imperfections. The perfect courtesan story with zero details always feels manufactured.
The line “everything was included” is a giant red flag because it’s vague on purpose. It’s also the kind of wording that gets used to bait guys who don’t know how escorts work. Legit female escorts don’t need that kind of language and real reviews don’t talk like that either. Same thing when people write “service 10/10” with no context. It’s meaningless.
What makes me trust an escort review is when it includes boring details. Not explicit stuff, just real life details. For example:
“Outcall to a hotel, she arrived 10 minutes late but communicated.”
“Rate was exactly what we agreed, no surprises.”
“Would I repeat? Yes, because it was relaxed and not rushed.”
That kind of detail feels real whether it’s escorts from an agency or an independent escort.
