Sex in Thailand – Blowjobs, Gogo Bars, Erotic Massages, Ladyboys, & Nightlife Guide

I tried Dream Heaven Massage last week on Soi 33. The 4-Hands session is wild—two masseuses moving in sync, constant body contact, and a mix of soft t...

Avoiding Barfine OverkillA lot of guys don’t realize you can dodge the barfine trap. In Soi Cowboy and Walking Street Pattaya, if you like a girl but ...

One night in Crazy House, Soi Cowboy, I ignored the hottest girls on the stage and picked one of the gogo girls standing at the side. She looked shock...

Cupido Club (near Sapphire), Soi Diamond, PattayaTonight I was lost in my own head, glued to the bar at Cupido Club. A dancer stopped mid-performance,...

Hakumi Nuru MassageAddress: 4/19 Soi Sukhumvit 33, BangkokBooked an hour here and chose “M.” as my therapist. Her touch was deliberate—slow body-to-bo...

For me the best part of a Bangkok happy ending massage isn’t just the finish — it’s the sensual build-up. One girl covered me in warm oil, rubbed ever...

One area where Bangkok has a real edge is dating apps. If you’re willing to skip the bars, you can meet some incredible ladyboys on Tinder, Bumble, or...

Pin-Up is my top pick in Pattaya. The lineup is insane—probably the best-looking girls in the whole city. Drinks were 200 each, barfine 1,200, and the...

One of my best Bangkok experiences was meeting a sugar baby through Tinder. At first, she said she wasn’t into paid dating, but after a few chats she ...

I booked with Absolute Angels last December, and I can confirm they’re worth the hype. The girl I chose looked exactly like her profile—slim, elegant,...

I’ve done soapies in Bangkok, Pattaya, and Phuket, and Phuket feels the most ‘relaxing.’ Christin’s is clean, air-conditioned, feels professional, whi...

I still swear by Thermae Bar. It’s old-school, a little rough around the edges, but the freelancers there are straightforward. Met a 25-year-old stunn...

Colonze 2 had more of a local vibe—less English spoken, but the prices and service were great. The girl I chose even gave a proper nuru-style slide, n...

ThaiFriendly is gold in Chiang Mai, I lined up 3 dates in one weekend, all free except dinner.