Sex in Thailand – Blowjobs, Gogo Bars, Erotic Massages, Ladyboys, & Nightlife Guide

I retired to Pattaya ten years ago after thirty years in Bangkok. At first I thought I’d get bored, but life here is easy. I pay 20 k baht rent, eat w...

In Phuket, it’s even trickier because so many of the girls work freelance. You spend a few nights together, and it feels natural — no clock, no rush. ...

Booked last-minute on Line and got a 60-min body-to-body that exceeded expectations. Therapist read my pace and the room was immaculate. Solid choice ...

If you only have time for two streets in Bangkok this trip, make them Nana Plaza (Sukhumvit Soi 4) and Soi Cowboy (off Asok) — same neighborhood vibe,...

This is one of those questions that depends less on Thailand and more on your circle of friends. In Bangkok and Pattaya, dating a ladyboy isn’t unusua...

I’ve actually taken the “girl nobody picks” gamble more than once, in Bangkok, Pattaya, and even down in Phuket. What most guys overlook is that barfi...

For anyone thinking about a first time with a Bangkok ladyboy, the biggest tip is to relax and treat it like you would with any woman—respect, good vi...

Phuket Bangla Road scam + workaroundPhuket’s Bangla Road is notorious for rip-offs. Avoid the bars where touts push you with “free entry, free show” —...

Let’s be real: gogo dancers who aren’t young or hot aren’t magically better in bed — they just work harder because they have no choice. The pretty gog...

Rainbow 5, Nana PlazaLocation: Nana Plaza, BangkokOn a lonesome work trip, I slipped into Rainbow 5, feeling invisible. A dancer invited me to sit nea...

If you want to go wild with exotic oil and slippery textures, Chairman Nuru Massage on Sukhumvit Soi 33 is where it happens. They specialize in body-t...

Phuket mistake: met a freelancer in Bangla Road, agreed to long-time for 3,000 baht. After one blowjob and one round in missionary, she got dressed an...

First timers often worry about being judged. Trust me, Bangkok doesn’t care. I walked into a ladyboy bar alone, got teased a bit by the girls, and wit...

Worst but funniest: girl insisted on 30 minutes only. I thought no problem. She finishes in 10, then spends the rest of the time glued to her phone wh...