Last seen: Jan 22, 2026
Timing is everything. Late-night sessions usually offer better extras because the girls have had fewer customers. Early afternoon is hit or miss. Even...
The girls who wait the longest are usually the most motivated to upsell. If you walk in during a dead period, those girls are ready to do anything wit...
Checked out Classy Nuru Massage on Soi Sukhumvit 33, and the name actually fits the vibe. Clean rooms, soft music, and a very smooth gel based session...
I’m a big fan of the Japanese style, so Hakumi became my go to parlor. The session felt quieter, more focused, and the glide work was really clean. If...
A guide doesn’t tell you what to do — it just explains the ecosystem so you’re not clueless. Thailand’s oral sex scene isn’t complicated, but it is ch...
One mistake I made early on was assuming the first meet has to be some fancy dinner. Not necessary at all in Thailand. A simple coffee at someplace ne...
If you’re curious about ladyboys, Phuket is the easiest place to dip your toes in. The ladyboy bars off Bangla are friendly, and the performers are co...
Bangkok’s clubs are amazing but overwhelming if you’re not used to the rhythm. Levels, Sugar, Insanity, and the Thonglor clubs all start slowly and pe...
I always said I’d never get involved, then came Soi 6. A stunning Pattaya kathoey bar girl called Bee made me laugh harder than anyone I’d met. I book...
One that’s rarely mentioned is the ladyboy drink-invite scam in Pattaya. A very convincing ladyboy flirts at the bar, buys you a drink, and after two ...
I’ve said something similar for years: in Pattaya, you live more in one week than in six months back home. It’s not just women or nightlife — it’s how...
You’re right that alcohol smooths out nerves. But here’s the thing — in Thailand especially, people are easy to talk to even if you’re stone sober. Th...
It’s also worth mentioning credit card travel insurance — many people assume their Visa or Amex automatically covers them, but that’s only true if you...






