Biggest mistake: walking into places with aggressive touts pulling you in off the street. Those Sukhumvit and Nana neon parlors target tourists, charge double, girls give lazy service because volume high. Avoid any shop with guys outside grabbing your arm. Better spots are quiet side soi shops with no touts, half price, girls actually try.

Choosing the hottest girl from the lineup. Tourists always pick the youngest prettiest, those girls know it, give minimal effort because next customer waiting. Real pros are the average looking 25 to 30 year olds sitting at the back. They work harder for repeat tips. Pick experience over looks for proper body slide and strong finish in Bangkok erotic massage.

Paying the full amount upfront to mamasan. Tourist mistake trusting the system. Good shops ask half or nothing until end. When you pay everything first, girl has no incentive, rushes or demands extra. Always negotiate to pay base after massage, tip girl direct based on service. Forces better happy ending in Asoke and Phrom Phong parlors.

Going too early in the evening around 7 to 9pm. Peak tourist time, parlors packed, girls tired from afternoon shifts, mechanical service. Biggest mistake hitting prime hours. Best time is late night after 11pm or early afternoon 2 to 4pm. Girls fresh or bored, give longer slower massage, better prostate play, stronger orgasm.

Believing the advertised price includes full happy ending. Signs say 1200 baht oil massage but thats body rub only. Tourists assume handjob free, then girl stops and asks 1000 to 2000 extra. Biggest mistake not clarifying total cost upfront. Always ask mamasan "hand finish how much total?" before sitting down. Saves shock and guarantees proper release.