I spent months living near Nana Plaza, going to Gogo bars every night. At first it was pure excitement. But the more often I went, the more I noticed ...

Most people ignore Phuket, but Patong has some hidden gems. I found the best deepthroat of my life in a Nuru massage parlor off Bangla Road. The girl ...

For me, it’s the freelancers in Pattaya that ruined me for life. They don’t rush. They start slow, licking everywhere, building anticipation like it’s...

The biggest mistake I keep seeing is guys confusing legit spas with soapy parlors. They walk into a proper place in Sukhumvit, start winking and askin...

Here’s how I play it — and it works every time on Soi 6 or Walking Street.When I walk into a bar, I don’t buy a lady drink immediately. I order my own...

It really depends on the girl — and the chemistry. Some Thai girls love it slow and sensual, others secretly crave it rough once they trust you. In my...

I think it depends on both people. Thai women — even bar girls — can love sincerely. But their love is often practical. They look for security, kindne...

For balance: not all ladyboys are great, and not all girls are bad. But pound for pound, I’d say the Thai ladyboy scene wins for effort. They love sed...

For me, the standout at Hiso is the professionalism. The girl I booked actually spoke English well enough to chat and laugh, which made the session fe...

Not a clean, romantic collapse — more like a slow drift that surprised me. I’ve come close a few times: a polished agency girl in Sukhumvit who starte...

Tipping for a BJ in a bar is one of those unspoken rules that separates the clueless tourist from the guy who knows how the game works. In Bangkok’s N...

This is one of those questions that divides guys in Bangkok, Pattaya, and Phuket. Pre-op and post-op ladyboys both bring something totally different t...

I had good luck near On Nut BTS. Just walked down Sukhumvit 77 and ducked into a small parlor with no English sign. Looked like an ordinary Thai massa...

I’ve been to Boss Massage on Sukhumvit 24/1 a couple of times. It’s one of the best budget choices if you don’t need a big VIP room. They offer nuru w...

Phuket’s Suzy Wong’s on Bangla Road is one of the busiest gogo bars in Thailand, but I decided to ignore the top dancers and barfine the girl nobody e...

Sapphire Club, Soi 15 (off Walking Street), PattayaYes, I’ve paid — more than once. At Sapphire Club on Walking Street, I discovered that if I kept th...

Lucy Nuru MassageAddress: 21 Sukhumvit Soi 22, BangkokLucy blew my mind. Two therapists, four-hand nuru—it was bewildering in the best way. The sessio...

Some of the Bangkok erotic massage shops are hidden gems. I found one near Ratchada where the girl gave me a choice: hand job, blowjob, or full servic...

I thought I was in love when a Soi 6 girl offered CIM without me even asking. Her oral skills were insane, she sucked me dry twice in one short-time s...