I tried barfine roulette at Club Electric Blue in LK Metro, Pattaya. The gogo bar was packed, neon lights flashing, but one dancer looked like she’d c...

Iron Club Gogo Bar, Walking Street, PattayaI wandered into Iron Club feeling numb from a breakup. One of the dancers found me staring, and when her br...

G2G Nuru MassageAddress: 12/30 Sukhumvit 33 Soi 4, BangkokI went in with low expectations. Instead, I got a slick nuru session, full-body contact from...

My mistake the first time: I didn’t ask the price upfront. What I thought was 1,000 baht for a simple happy ending turned into 3,000 after she insiste...

I’ll give you my bottom line after years of bouncing between the two cities: Pattaya wins for quantity and price, but Bangkok wins for quality and tha...

Yeah, guilty here. I barfined the same Soi 6 girl three nights in a row because she gave the best deepthroat blowjob I’ve ever had in Pattaya. First n...

I’ve always had a soft spot for Peppermint. It’s one of those bars where the vibe is always fun, the music is good, and the girls aren’t as pushy. Las...

The thing I like about sugar babies compared to freelancers is the girlfriend experience. With bar girls, it’s in and out, very mechanical. With freel...

I tried Bangkok Escort Babes on my last trip. Their website is a little less polished than Absolute Angels, but the girl who arrived was exactly as de...

My tip: go earlier in the evening. If you walk into Christin’s at 10 PM, most of the top girls are already picked. I went at 6 PM, lineup was full, ma...

Nana Hotel parking lot is legendary but also very hit and miss. You’ll see everything from model types to very average. Prices are negotiable, but 2,0...

I think soapy massages are overlooked by a lot of tourists who just stick to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy. For me, they’re more relaxing and memorable. Ye...

Night Bazaar freelancers are cheaper than escorts, but quality is random.

Nana Plaza BJ bars keep changing names, but the vibe is always there, nothing in Sukhumvit compares.

I’ve done both ends of the spectrum. The “sex massage” in Patpong was wild — girl jumped straight to business, no real massage at all. Quick and dirty...

With Thai girls, a little noise goes a long way. Loud moans during sex — especially in doggy or when you’re giving her a deep, slow blowjob — can driv...

For privacy and flair, some bars near Soi LK Metro—like the well-known Lolita’s (recently revamped into a gentleman's lounge)—offer a more upscale, sp...

For first-timers meeting ladyboys in Pattaya, I suggest starting with a ladyboy cabaret show like Tiffany’s Show or Colosseum Show Pattaya. You’ll see...

Oh absolutely—I tried Chairman Nuru Massage on Soi 33 last month, and that silky, full-body Nuru glide totally redefined “erotic massage” for me. The ...

Poseidon has this huge Roman-style interior that makes you feel like you’re in a fantasy. My last visit was with a tall Thai-Chinese girl named May, a...