Sex in Thailand – Blowjobs, Gogo Bars, Erotic Massages, Ladyboys, & Nightlife Guide

My tip: go earlier in the evening. If you walk into Christin’s at 10 PM, most of the top girls are already picked. I went at 6 PM, lineup was full, ma...

Nana Hotel parking lot is legendary but also very hit and miss. You’ll see everything from model types to very average. Prices are negotiable, but 2,0...

I think soapy massages are overlooked by a lot of tourists who just stick to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy. For me, they’re more relaxing and memorable. Ye...

Night Bazaar freelancers are cheaper than escorts, but quality is random.

Nana Plaza BJ bars keep changing names, but the vibe is always there, nothing in Sukhumvit compares.

I’ve done both ends of the spectrum. The “sex massage” in Patpong was wild — girl jumped straight to business, no real massage at all. Quick and dirty...

With Thai girls, a little noise goes a long way. Loud moans during sex — especially in doggy or when you’re giving her a deep, slow blowjob — can driv...

For privacy and flair, some bars near Soi LK Metro—like the well-known Lolita’s (recently revamped into a gentleman's lounge)—offer a more upscale, sp...

For first-timers meeting ladyboys in Pattaya, I suggest starting with a ladyboy cabaret show like Tiffany’s Show or Colosseum Show Pattaya. You’ll see...

Oh absolutely—I tried Chairman Nuru Massage on Soi 33 last month, and that silky, full-body Nuru glide totally redefined “erotic massage” for me. The ...

Poseidon has this huge Roman-style interior that makes you feel like you’re in a fantasy. My last visit was with a tall Thai-Chinese girl named May, a...

The first few trips were mind-blowing because everything felt taboo, spontaneous, and wild. But after dozens of paid encounters, even the best blowjob...

Sloppy every time. I want spit dripping, hands twisting, gagging sounds, deep throat action—the full porn star treatment. A clean blowjob feels too po...

Yeah—booked one through a legit agency in Bangkok. She showed up looking even better than the pics, classy but down to earth. Dinner first, then back ...

Met her at a rooftop bar in Bangkok—long legs, perfect makeup, voice soft as silk. I didn’t even know she was a ladyboy until we got back to the room....